MYCROFT HOLMES GIVEAWAY!!!!
Sherlock Holmes here. Today I found out that Mycroft was going to be staying at 221B whilst his home is refurbished – obviously I shall not be standing idly by whilst he violates my flat, so perhaps one of you might like to take him off my hands?
A few things of note:
- You don’t have to follow me, the last thing I need is a public image.
- Reblog this as much as you like, I just really don’t want him in my flat!!
- Make sure that you call him by variants of his name (i.e. Mycrotch, Mycrap) because he hates that.
- He eats loads of cake and complains a lot because he’s a pedantic arse.
- He’s on a diet but he’s still a fat git so you can pay for the shipping.
- I’ll happily stuff him in a box for you though.
- He comes with a free umbrella!
- MYCROFT IS NON RETURNABLE: I expect to never see him again after I pick a winner. You decided to take him, you deal with the consequences.
SOMEBODY PLEASE TAKE HIM, I IMPLORE YOU.
SHERLOCK, QUIT TRYING TO GIVE AWAY YOUR OWN BROTHER ON THE INTERNET.
SHHH. SHERLOCK. IT’S OKAY. GIVE HIM TO ME. I MAKE A MEAN DEVIL’S FOOD CAKE.