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cumberqueen: spastasmagoria: sherlockian-humour: lost-in-lace: MYCROFT HOLMES GIVEAWAY!!!! Sherlock Holmes here. Today I found out that Mycroft was going to be staying at 221B whilst his home is refurbished – obviously I shall not be standing idly by whilst he violates my flat, so perhaps one of you might like to take him off my hands?A few things of note: You don’t have to follow me, the last thing I need is a public image. Reblog this as much as you like, I just really don’t want him in my flat!! Make sure that you call him by variants of his name (i.e. Mycrotch, Mycrap) because he hates that. He eats loads of cake and complains a lot because he’s a pedantic arse. He’s on a diet but he’s still a fat git so you can pay for the shipping. I’ll happily stuff him in a box for you though. He comes with a free umbrella! MYCROFT IS NON RETURNABLE: I expect to never see him again after I pick a winner. You decided to take him, you deal with the consequences. SOMEBODY PLEASE TAKE HIM, I IMPLORE YOU. SHERLOCK, QUIT TRYING TO GIVE AWAY YOUR OWN BROTHER ON THE INTERNET.  SHHH. SHERLOCK. IT’S OKAY. GIVE HIM TO ME. I MAKE A MEAN DEVIL’S FOOD CAKE. 

cumberqueen:

spastasmagoria:

sherlockian-humour:

lost-in-lace:

MYCROFT HOLMES GIVEAWAY!!!!

Sherlock Holmes here. Today I found out that Mycroft was going to be staying at 221B whilst his home is refurbished – obviously I shall not be standing idly by whilst he violates my flat, so perhaps one of you might like to take him off my hands?

A few things of note:

  • You don’t have to follow me, the last thing I need is a public image.
  • Reblog this as much as you like, I just really don’t want him in my flat!!
  • Make sure that you call him by variants of his name (i.e. Mycrotch, Mycrap) because he hates that.
  • He eats loads of cake and complains a lot because he’s a pedantic arse.
  • He’s on a diet but he’s still a fat git so you can pay for the shipping.
  • I’ll happily stuff him in a box for you though.
  • He comes with a free umbrella!
  • MYCROFT IS NON RETURNABLE: I expect to never see him again after I pick a winner. You decided to take him, you deal with the consequences.


SOMEBODY PLEASE TAKE HIM, I IMPLORE YOU.

SHERLOCK, QUIT TRYING TO GIVE AWAY YOUR OWN BROTHER ON THE INTERNET. 

SHHH. SHERLOCK. IT’S OKAY. GIVE HIM TO ME. I MAKE A MEAN DEVIL’S FOOD CAKE. 

Reblogged 10 months ago from sherlockspeare

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